Twunt! It’s work email friendly and it makes me laugh. I was little concerned I had simply made it up by combining to popular swear words, however after spotting a copy of Viz’s Profanisaurus on a colleagues desk, I now know it is a real word (cos Viz says so!).
Profanisaurus definition:
twunt n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company.
An example of it’s use in context: Russell Brand is a twunt.
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