Setting: Work local of the past three years
Players:
Barmaid
Worker Bee
Various work buddies
Assorted spectators
Scene 1 One night after work 5.31pm
Worker Bee: Hello bar-lady may I have one pint of lager, one glass of chenin blanc and a bowl of your lovely lovely wedges please.
Barmaid: We don’t have any wedges.
Worker Bee: oh well, never mind the wedges then.
Scene 2 One work day lunchtime some time later 12.31pm
Worker Bee: I’ll have a glass of coke and some of your lovely lovely wedges please.
Barmaid: I told you last time we don’t do wedges.
Worker Bee: Oh I thought you meant you were out of them, you always used to have them.
Barmaid: No, we’ve never had them…
Worker bee (to self): yes you bloody have, how long have you been working here 5 minutes?
Scene 3 Two days later 5.31pm, outside work local
Worker Bee relates the tale of the wedges to a disinterested crowd. As she does so, a barmaid sashays past with a bowl of wedges in her hand….
Worker Bee: ??!!@*!@**
