Me: Yeah so I have nicknames for a lot of my good friends; Carmienne, Martron, Martin From Spanish, Wee Peter, Crispie…
Him: So what do they call you?
Me: ermm….Kirses.
Him: *mocking laughter*
…or so they say
Me: Yeah so I have nicknames for a lot of my good friends; Carmienne, Martron, Martin From Spanish, Wee Peter, Crispie…
Him: So what do they call you?
Me: ermm….Kirses.
Him: *mocking laughter*
How productive have I been today:
Drawers x 2, check
Bathmat, check
Bathroom mirror, check
Chopping board, frying pan, teatowels, cleaning products, mugs; check check check
I even have fabric softener – something I have never bought before, how grown up am I?
I’m now ready for my first houseguest. I’ve invited Martin From Spanish over for dinner before we go to a party in Hackney. The only fly in the ointment is the fact that I bought mussels for dinner just before I had the idea to invite him over. Guess what the only thing he doesn’t eat is? Shoulda gone the salmon…
I had a great dream this morning, I dreamt that I moved a bit of furniture in my room and behind it was a big wardrobe with a big chest of drawers inside it…and then I woke up, still surrounded by various boxes and bags spilling crumpled clothes everywhere. Bugger.