How productive have I been today:
Drawers x 2, check
Bathmat, check
Bathroom mirror, check
Chopping board, frying pan, teatowels, cleaning products, mugs; check check check
I even have fabric softener – something I have never bought before, how grown up am I?
I’m now ready for my first houseguest. I’ve invited Martin From Spanish over for dinner before we go to a party in Hackney. The only fly in the ointment is the fact that I bought mussels for dinner just before I had the idea to invite him over. Guess what the only thing he doesn’t eat is? Shoulda gone the salmon…
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