Me: Tonight will be my second night in a row without alcohol
Myself: That’s great, you should totally keep that up!
I: Yeah but, doncha just fancy a wee glass of wine?
Me: Well yes I do, but its a key step in part of a plan.
Myself: Be strong, you can do it Grasshopper.
I: It’s only a little glass of wine, what difference will it make?
Me: You know, you’re right why deny Myself?
Myself: You won’t be denying me anything.
Me: Who said I was talking to you?
I: I think you were talking to all of us actually, but thats not the point. The point is; B U Y W I N E….
Me: Oh alright then, you’ve twisted my arm.
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