So it looks like my dental work is going to cost shitloads (I think that’s the technical term for it), and may well take months. Seems I need a number of fillings replaced as well as a root canal and crown, although I am seeking a second opinion which may reduce the amount of work and certainly will reduce the cost.
Moneymaking Schemes:
-Start a sponsor a tooth scheme; people pay me to have dental work and in return get to have regular updates and photos of their sponsored tooth.
-Sell good teeth to pay for dentures and denture glue.
-Sell Kidney.
-Move into disabled toilet at work – thereby saving on rental costs.
-Sell excess hair I shed daily to expensive extensions place. Dye hair same colour as Posh’s hair before start collecting as she is sure to want new extensions soon.
-Cancel Christmas (bah humbug)
