I only stayed till 9pm, so I didn’t get to see any of this, however eyewitness accounts have painted a fairly accurate picture for me.
- one of the new guys who told me yesterday afternoon he’d not be staying too long because office parties are a minefield, got drunk, fell over and left without his coat, keys and oystercard.
- a fellow of indeterminate sexuality kissed one of the male bosses, licked another male colleagues ear and attempted to kiss another of his bosses – who told him to fuck off.
- a young colleague turned up this morning in yesterdays clothes and blushed violently when we pointed it out to him
- another guy emailed his team leader at 4.37am to say he would be late in this morning
All in all a proper work night out…
In other news, if someone threw a squeezy stress ball at you and it hit you in the throat, would you give it back?
