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What to do when you go to chat to a colleague about a problem that needs resolving and when you get there they have a dried bogey hanging from their right nostril? It’s really difficult to keep your eyes trained on their eyes rather than fixating on their nose.
Still, I suppose its only as bad as when I have a hideous eruption of a pimple staring people in the face. And I suppose I could have just told him about it…
Me: Can I borrow the tweezers on your bookshelf?
Him: Go for it.
Me: (after using tweezers) So why do you have tweezers anyway?
Him: I use them to pick hair out of the bath plughole.
Me: !!??!!
Overheard on the bus this morning:
Teenage Girl 1: I hate it when celebrities die, I always think they’re invincible.
Teenage Girl 2: Yeah I know what you mean, and she just had a little baby too.
Teenage Girl 1: Yeah, it’s just like, really sad.
Teenage Girl 2: Yeah, like, she was just sooo pretty….
Unbelieveably some bloke on the train offered a free seat to me rather than running to sit his own in arse in it first! What the hell? I rather graciously muttered, ‘no, no, you take it’, but he insisted. It almost made getting on the Central Line at rush hour a pleasant experience – but not quite.
Here endeth another Monday and what have I achieved today? Lets put it this way – if staring out the window for a long time is an achievement, then I should be proud. However as it’s not I suppose I should be suitably ashamed of my lazy ho-ness, if only I could muster the energy to care…..
Stumbled upon today in the city of London, a genuine ye olde gas lit lamp in a doorway.
Click here for Location.
…till I pick up my new (for new read 2nd hand) bike. I’ve now sold the mountain bike to a mate and am ready to pick up my lavender beauty.
I’m kinda nervous though, I haven’t ridden a single speed since my first bike. How ironic that I’m now excited at switching back when I vividly remember being stupidly excited at hopping on my first multi geared bike, it only had three gears, but by god that was a huge thing at the time.
