Ten Crap Talents I Possess

1 – I am a great speller (except on Skype and Blogger where my typing gets in the way).

2 – I am very good at taking notes and producing minutes – this is shit because people genuinely like my minutes and try to get me to do them even when there is someone in the meeting who is there specifically for that purpose.

3 – I have a very long memory for social events. ie I remember who was there, what they were wearing, what was said – years later.

4 – I remember most of what is said by me and around me when drunk (quite an irritating habit all round really).

5 – I am one of the best sandwich makers I know. I actually think this is a great talent, however others sometimes fail to see the genius in it.

6 – I am good at knowing a little bit about a lot of subjects and therefore being able to blag on many many topics in the pub. Except that oen time i got talking to a man who was on the team which developed RealPlayer and he started talking highly technical and I had to pull out of the conversation before he realised the extent of my ignorance.

7 – Being sarcastic.

8 – Analysing other peoples behaviour – sorry I mean to say over-analysing.

9 – Being a cheap drunk.

10 – Growing my hair really fast (this applies to all the hair on my body, even the unwanted stuff)

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