Highly Strung

Today I was sitting in a meeting with 12 other people and at one point I was so frustrated by the tedium of it that I wondered what would happen if I threw my half full bottle of water at the head of the person sitting at the other end of the table. But then I thought it would better if i aimed for his body cos I’m a rubbish shot, and then I thought I better do neither because i’d probably get fired..