Archive for January, 2008

January 4, 2008

Spendy Ho

I’ve only gone and bought an iPhone – it is very exciting indeed.

January 4, 2008

Top Spot

This morning I was walking along Wandsworth Road behind a young man of about 6 or 7, wearing a tweed cap, long coat and clutching the lead of a small Jack Russell Puppy.  From the back he looked just like a normal size man and his dog – but scaled down.  As I walked past I looked back and noticed that the boys Dad was none other thna Will Self.

January 3, 2008

Gotcha

Conversation with new boss on his return from the shop:

Him:  There you go, a creme egg, which i’m hoping will buy me another 10 minutes (he’s already 15 minutes late for a meeting he called).

Me:  Thats ok, I was keeping quiet because I know I have to leave at 5.30pm, and i was going to bring up the late issue at about 5.15….

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