Emails between me and my mate who I am meeting up with tomorrow night:
Her: So how are you feeling today?
Me: I feel achy and yuck, my hair is greasy and i have spots popping out all over my face….
Her: I feel tired, ineffectual and slightly stressed. And my hair needs re-dying desperately!
Me: Excellent – can I suggest we both pop on a bit of slap for tomorrow evening to jolly ourselves up a bit? You may also consider wearing a hat…;)
