Gotta love the local paper, with its quirky stories of stuff no one much cares about. The problem page was quite unbelievable this week however, containing not one, but two stories which were surely fabricated to see if anyone was still reading?
The first detailed a man’s struggle with anal retention (or as we in my household call it – constipation). Apparently this man has a problem when a ‘lovely girl’ comes to stay at his house. He becomes ‘blocked’ for a long period of time and his breath begins to smell, he then feels like he can’t speak to the lovely girl in question. I have some questions though – who are these ‘lovely girls’ and why are they staying with him? Why did he feel the need to share this with his local paper?
The second story to catch my eye on the problem page was the one about a man who is in his sixties and has been seeing the same dominatrix for 20 years. She is now retiring to Malta and although she has said he can come out to see her, he would prefer someone local to go to. The problem with this though is that he has a very particular fetish, ie he likes to be ironed, which as one would imagine, takes a certain skill..
So – actual problems? or just a figment of some lowly local journo’s imagination? You decide.
