A strange thing about beach life in Portugal – if you walk a wee ways between beaches you tend to see a lot more flesh than you would expect. In fact more willies in the space of 10 metres than I have ever seen before. No small amount of boobs and lady parts also.
The strangest thing about them though – the fellas were all terribly interested in picking up shells off the beach – naked of course. So you’d wander along and now and then you’d see the the faint twinkle in the distance of some fella’s bumhole as he bent from the waist to pick up a shell that had caught his eye.
The fact that all of the nakedy fellas were interested in shell collecting seemed more than a little coincidental…
