I am hereby changing ‘sun umbrella’ to ‘rain umbrella’. How can it be an umbrella to ward off the sun where there is no sun. All I see outside my local pub is a large umbrella hosting several sad smokers who are avoiding the streams of rain dripping from its points.
And while I’m at it – a new type of hat – the summer beanie. A light woollen beanie for those chilly summer mornings.
And finally I must say in the strongest possible terms:
