…or so they say
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I am hereby changing ‘sun umbrella’ to ‘rain umbrella’. How can it be an umbrella to ward off the sun where there is no sun. All I see outside my local pub is a large umbrella hosting several sad smokers who are avoiding the streams of rain dripping from its points.
And while I’m at it – a new type of hat – the summer beanie. A light woollen beanie for those chilly summer mornings.
And finally I must say in the strongest possible terms:
Summer in Britain sucks. You can literally suck it it’s so bloody wet! 
You would think that having lived in London for 14 years I would be down with that by now… I’m not.
Fucked if I know where it is. Although as I type it’s quite nice again. Just you wait though: it’ll be wazzing down and freezing by Friday.
weirdly since i lost my job summer seems to have arrived – my tan is looking great. i love the balcony all the benefits of outdoors without the need to apply trousers over my knickers..
