Whilst I was having a bath last night the Boyf popped his head round the door holding up a small perspex cylinder containing a white stick and we had the following conversation;
Him: ‘whats this?’.
Me: ‘It’s not food!, why do you ask? what did you do with it?’.
Him: ‘Licked it’
(it was the stick you use to clean the plate on a hot iron)





